Bad Mommy!!!

I took the kids to the store simply to pick up some groceries. Well, the boys kept yelling"get out of my way" and "what are you doing?" to fellow shoppers. I thought that they were acting like race car drivers initially, but soon I realized they were simply mimicking the way their mother speaks to drivers in the car. Most people laughed when I pointed that out, but I was a little embarrassed. It could have been much worse. They refrained from referring to any one as a douche or douche freak, of geriatric douche etc... I have realized I need to be more patient on the road, or at least keep my mouth shut! I don't use profanity, I just like to yell out sphincter and douche in colorful ways. It is a good thing my car only holds three car seats, so none of your children will be subjected to my road rage.