Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Bad Mommy!!!


I took the kids to the store simply to pick up some groceries. Well, the boys kept yelling"get out of my way" and "what are you doing?" to fellow shoppers. I thought that they were acting like race car drivers initially, but soon I realized they were simply mimicking the way their mother speaks to drivers in the car. Most people laughed when I pointed that out, but I was a little embarrassed. It could have been much worse. They refrained from referring to any one as a douche or douche freak, of geriatric douche etc... I have realized I need to be more patient on the road, or at least keep my mouth shut! I don't use profanity, I just like to yell out sphincter and douche in colorful ways. It is a good thing my car only holds three car seats, so none of your children will be subjected to my road rage.

9 comments:

Lamb Fam said...

Geriatric Douche? Leesa, I'm disappointed in you!

Amber Burt said...

That is hilarious! It's always a great reminder that little ears are always listening when they start repeating us!

Jen said...

I'm totally laughing at your choice of words while driving! Funny story!

Hayley said...

That is too funny! It is pretty bad to see our kids in us! Glad you had as much fun in the great outdoors as we did last weekend ;)

Trish the Dish said...

HA! That's awesome.

kanaboke said...

oh my gosh Leesa seriously, you got me rollin' on the floor over here...i can't even imagine sweet ol' you, yelling those kind of things....even behind closed car doors!! Bwahahahahaha!

Laurel said...

This is Alicia's sister, Laurel, and I totally just blog-stalked you (but I thought it would be okay since mine is no longer "private") and HAD to leave a comment here. HI-LAR-I-OUS!!! My little girl is just getting to the age where she parrots most things we say (or at least tries to), and I'm going to have to stop with the profanities. I'm just glad someone else yells at other drivers the way I do.

Alicia said...

So funny! My Jensen likes to tell me that I am going the wrong way and why am I stopping and etc... He is such a back seat driver! Kaleb said to tell you that you spelled his name wrong. :)

kristi and family said...

you are freakin hilarious... i love it...